Thursday, May 29, 2008

Veg Food is like Gay Porn!

Ok, ok... calm down, calm down…

I know there are a lot of vegetarian people who come to my blog, and often :-)
So, let me just clarify, this is not a dig at you people…

I don’t know, if any gay man/ woman visits my blog, but in case you do, this is not a dig at you either…

This is just a simple statement, coming from a non-vegetarian straight guy!

Ok, now let me explain:

Premise: Men watch porn.

So, when men (straight men, I mean) watch porn, they are basically looking at the girls in action, doing whatever they do. The men in the video are really redundant for us. I mean, they being there/ not being there, doesn’t really make a difference to our lives or to our porn watching.

Similarly, think of a situation, where you go to a party, and there are a variety of scrumptious dishes, waiting for you to be savored. Now, a true blue non-vegetarian (like me) would never really, care for what’s there in the vegetarian category (yes, that’s how, I think of it: category) and would straight away jump for the meat! So, all the vegetarian dishes, that are there, is really unnecessary for a non-vegetarian.

Okay, now think of a situation, where you go to a party, where there is NO non-veg food… Say, it’s all vegetarian!! What do you do then… yes, do you see it now??? It’s like, a straight man stuck with gay porn, with all the useless men in it!! It’s sex, and it’s porn, but it’s that one time when you wonder, how to get rid of it!!

Guess, I have made my point… As, I said, this is a non-vegetarian straight guy’s POV. Would like to hear, what you have to say.. So, pour in those comments!

(Thanks VB, for that line, Veg food is like gay porn… WHOA!!)

5 comments:

A certain someone said...

Seems true. The word gay is significant though, because the other kind of non-heterosexual porn is not at all comparable to veg food.
BTW, the last line seems to suggest dear ol' Roro is soliciting comments from his vegetarian/non-vegetarian non-straight friends. Not that I have anything against anyone but let not my eagerness to post a comment be seen as otherwise. This too is a non-vegetarian straight guy's POV.

Dost said...

Dost what is the source of this non veg stuff which provides the food for ure upcoming posts?. is it the joey's pizza or the beef kebabs,rehana's mutton or the latest addition of ray bongsher chicken :P ??.. but i hv to accept ure posts day by day are becoming such stress busters for me..;P ..thumbs up!

Shiva said...

Food for thought is one avenue...thought for food is quite another...I say...what a splendid bit of writing on wall(please read with british accent)!! Cheers!

I'm all that said...

Isn't lesbian porn double delight? Just kidding. I'm vegan, straight and had a good laugh.

Xaviera said...

Well written article.